flow the Hotel Security Alarm on the door knob of your room and it will pass off a scrotum - tightening 105 decibels of screechiness if someone touches the handle on the other side . This is the perfect gadget for men whose married woman have befuddle them out of the marital home and are scat up in a ground - level way at the Jumpin ’ Cootie Motel . I say this $ 36 contrivance is direct at men rather than women , because the Hotel Security Alarm does n’t shoot out 20,000 volts when activated by someone with more than a passing interest in cheapo motel elbow room doors . Although perhaps it ’s easy mod - capable . [ BimBamBananaviaPocket Lint ]
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