Oh god . Just look at them . The tiny little eyes of lilliputian chibi - Christian Bale . If this guy ask you toswear to him , you ’d be cross a very fine stemma between laughing in his face and wanting to soil yourself because oh god the oculus .
Herocross ’ late chibi public figure features the Christian Bale Batman circa The Dark Knight rise , coming in at 5.5 ” tall , in line with their other physique ( yes , that means you could put Batman next toa Predator ) . Batman , befitting his reputation as a gentleman with many wonderful toys , come with a ton of cool accessories too . He has a Batarang , grapnel throttle and The Dark Knight ’s EMP hit man , an alternate mask replicate the white - eyed “ Bat Sonar ” ( that also conveniently beat rid of the creepy-crawly eye trouble ! ) , and a fully function Bat - Signal light too .
But severely . We need to talk about the eyes . I ’ve only just agnise that Herocross ’ retiring figures have avoided this mainly by going with characters without humanoid eye , and it seems like for good reason — because they take care absolutely terrifyingly uncanny in this aesthetic . It just look so strange , and I ca n’t tell if it ’s in a good way of life or a bad one .
- Shudders *
Batman will be available for preorder afterward this year , and he ’ll set you back $ 115 . You well purchase one , otherwise he ’ll keep staring into your soul until you pass on over the cash .
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