Parents of the worldly concern , you search for the perfect plush toy ends now . Because My First Bacon is the only lovable , huggable , spill the beans pork barrel byproduct your valued small cherub will ever take .

Like theMonolith action figurebefore it , My First Bacon started out as aThinkGeek April Fool ’s productcomplete with its own amazing ( and totally inappropriate ) ad :

https://gizmodo.com/2001-a-space-odyssey-monolith-action-figure-will-leave-5668811

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But immensity will not be denied . And there ’s really nothing heavy than a 1.5 - ft tall Baron Verulam champion that says “ I ’m Bacon ” when you squeeze it . Except perchance one that you may eat . [ ThinkGeek ]

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