In 2018 , you go unhinged or you go home .
Azealia Banks , the prodigious MC who stay on a Twitter scoundrel even after being ban from the service and an belowground doorknocker even after being throw away from multiple record labels , permit idle on Instagram after an allegedly disastrous weekend at Elon Musk ’s home to see Grimes , Musk ’s girlfriend and a fellow musician .
However , when reached via Twitter direct message , Musk tell Gizmodo that he “ has never even met [ bank building ] or communicated with her in any way . ” In other words , he does n’t bang her .
A Tesla spokespersontold our babe site , Jalopnik , that the claims were “ pure nonsense , ” but bank is a veteran of retentive and nonsensical boeuf . She ’s feuded with everyone from Sarah Palin to Nick Cannon . And , like both Musk ’s Space X endeavors , want her future beefs to be interplanetary .
Like a dystopian epistolary novel about two feuding houses , Banks told her side of the story via a breathtaking and spread out flow of Instastories . There ’s a damsel in distress ( bank , leave alone in the mansion ) , enigmatic baddie ( Grimes and Musk ) , and heady oppression metaphors ( bank equate the full ordeal of have her time wasted to white colonization of Africa . )
According to camber , she drop the past few days at the Musk acres in LA , hoping to finish a song with Grimes for her upcoming sophomore record album . The coaction never came to fruition . bank alleges Grimes ignored her for days , the first point in a profoundly absurd comedy of errors that Banks describes as “ a veridical [ life history ] instalment of ‘ Get Out . ’ ”
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“ I expect all weekend while grimes coddled her boyfriend for being too stupid to jazz not to go on twitter while on dose , ” Banks posted . “ It was in all probability some weird threesome sex horseshit to being with . ”
cant and Grimes , however , have been teasing a collaboration on Twitter for month in cash advance of Bank ’s new album . But rather than trim back her loss and simply fly back to New York in muteness , Banks went on a separate Insta - rant that began as a delirious critique of compound wealth and racial privilege , became a vaguely eugenicist denigration of Musk as a troglodyte , and ended , in the end , on a few lines that will probably seem on her album in stead of Grimes . ( Gizmodo , it should be note , could not swan all of these messages were sent by Banks , which were beguile by other newsman but have obviously been deleted since . )
Just when you think it does n’t get crazier than Elon vs. the short , you find out about the Azealia Banks Vs . Grimes / Elon craziness and realize THERE COULD BE SO MANY MORE LEVELS OF CRAZY TO GO.$TSLApic.twitter.com / A5YEqwXbP1
— Jeremy C. Owens ( @jowens510)August 13 , 2018
She go along going.pic.twitter.com/YF8PX56dm3
“ Elon Musk is really part of the trouble … when you talk about livid male privilege and colonialism , ” it begins . “ The last time I try working with a ashen cunt , ” it ends .
It ’s extraordinarily hard to traumatize anyone this late in the Internet Beef game , yet Banks has delivered .
Additional reportage by Bryan Menegus .
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