So we have about 480haikuand they were all honorable in their own right . You are all so creative ! I ’m so proud of you . Well , here ’s your fortune to vote on your favoritestEarbudcliphaiku in the WORLD ! I ’ve picked 10 haiku and now we have to contract it down to 5 . Please vote on your favorite one . Remember to concentre on tone , use of full ENGLISH words , and clean ones that appear to have been written by HUMAN BEINGS and not soulless Hell demons . Those are key thing to look out for when when reading any verse , folks .
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Ryan writes :
Earbudclips are sunny ,
But I want some anyway ,
Free clobber all the manner .
Justin ponders :
Earbuds love my ears ,
But who loves my earbuds back ?
Earbuds are lone .
T Novak does n’t get it :
well the verity is that i need that magazine because i TRIPPED on the wall hanging pinna plug coed and broke my arm .
Maudlin Jeremy opines :
My Headphones a mess
Curly mass in my pocket
No auditory sensation makes me sorry
Shannon moans :
My pocketbook is a mess
My ipod is in distress
Woe , earbud tangles .
AJ exclaim :
cable spaghetti ,
break wires , lost froth buds …
could this fix it all ?
Allison just require ’s what ’s best for her fry :
Daughter at college
cable like life disorganise
Still call for her female parent
Peter uses tropes !
twist Like snakes
Like coathangers run amok
These are not my bud
Mark require meds , did not write a haiku :
steal a nano
Earbuds need refinement
screwing tha police force
Aaron involve help :
Cables got tangled .
Ca n’t suspire . Please help me avoid
Asphyxiation .
There you have it . Vote away , admirer . The top five winners will get earbudclips unless someone games the system then they get NOTHING !
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