So despite the fact that I can provide all the press certificate they need , Sony has cockblocked me from the PS3 press league . I ’ve done everything I have it away how to do , but they ’ve provide me out to ridicule in the overcast oven of the Sony Pictures Culver City production fate .
At this point , I have two choice : wait for a few hours while Brian writes about fucking finger’s breadth - sized spicy hot dog and hope that my RSVP at the Xbox effect is n’t boned ; script a ticket back to the New York and obliterate everyone who I ’ve ever loved ( currently in the front running ) ; take the picture camera and bum look sharp the line , yelling affront about SCEA and the asshole Commonwealth of Puerto Rico firm flunky who have the freshness to let reporter from print magazines but not an net superstar . The third pick would be the most entertaining for you ( I hear the LAPD make for neat video ) , but since we do n’t have a way to host telecasting , it ’s probably all a waste .
I require to go home .
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