After the Revelation of Saint John the Divine , we ’ll need to build our new robot helpers out of whatever we can see … and we ’ll want them to be as cute as possible , to jolly up us up . So thank goodness for Mike “ Slobot ” Heisler ’s recycled robot .
This is a Sentry , one tough robot . strong than the intermediate Slobot , and a good choice to protect and serve . But not in a unmindful way , like some kind of … well … golem . More like a robot with an position ( albeit , a good one ) .
This is a sloQee 7b . OK , he ’s got four arms . Would n’t you care to have four weapon ? Just opine of the play you could have . But alas , he has no center . Maybe not such a bad thing , though , ya sleep together ?
Another helpful robot , designed to assist humans with limited mobility . He ’s flummox one immense middle right in the middle of his heading , and yet … .
An underwater , shark - hunt robot . No need for a harpoon , he calm the shark into entry . Such talent !
Ok this guy is a jokester . Do not be swayed by his pureness . He ’s a killer , truly he is . His jokes will down ya . Puns , knock- knock jokes , you name it .
If you want to get the game this weekend , you postulate this girl . She can ensure the picture is perfect . After all , it is a big game weekend , is n’t it ? ( Gobble gobble . )
A golem druggist , ’nuff enjoin …
Sometimes you just got ta give in to popular polish , don’tcha ? And what better way than with a Simpsons slobot – d’oh !
Ok , he might be a teddy bear golem . So what ? Nothing wrong with more teddy bear bear in the world , even if they are made of metal .
Ok , no arms . Tru dat . But he ’s still utilitarian . How , you ask ? He ’s a tree herdsman on Mars . Oh yes he is .
The Three Philosophers – I do n’t bed about you , but when I see these three guys , I just know I am in the presence of wiseness . Do n’t they look smart and all - have sex ? It ’s kinda freaky , really . Okay , got ta look away now … ..
Ahhh , yes . A more civilized automaton . He makes tea . And not just any kind of Camellia sinensis , but the right British kind . How many lumps do you take ?
Guardian Robot – the strong but silent type .
Stubby little arms , but take a look at those peg . Must be a soccer histrion .
cunning green baby - like slobot – for the kiddy ( or the child in you , huh ? ) . Not only that , he glow in the dark .
Some of these slobots are currently part of theToying with Artexhibit at the Cameron Art Museum ( thru March 2010 ) . Go tick off it out .
And for more info on Slobots , seeMike ’s website .
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